Criminal Weasels Apprehended

Three weasels were arrested after robbing a bank and trying to turn themselves in for reward money. The brains of the operation, Linquine, told our reporters that he didn't understand why he and his cohorts were being arrested. Here's what the officers had to say.

It's not every day someone turns themselves in, especially for a reward. What's even more baffling is the fact they stole more money than the reward was worth...

Since the three weasels turned themselves in, their time in jail has been reduced to two months.


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